
12:47 PM.
The meeting ran long. Lunch didn't happen.
Sweet onion, vine-ripened tomatoes, cream, butter, aged parmesan and an honest splash of vodka. The red-sauce-joint order, made at your desk in five minutes.
Read the label out loud.
Cream, butter, parmesan, vodka. The real ones.
- Vine-ripened tomatoes
- Onions
- Heavy cream
- Salted butter
- Parmesan
- Whole milk
- Garlic
- Oregano
- Crushed red pepper
- Vodka
- Durum wheat pasta
Contains wheat and milk. Full ingredient list and nutrition facts are in the product details above.
Your other options at this hour.
Three steps. Nothing to wash.
The tray it ships in is the tray you cook in is the bowl you eat from.
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Add water
Peel the film and pour water straight into the tray. The fill line is printed on the label.
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Microwave
Tray goes in as-is. Follow the time on the label and go do something else for five minutes.
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Stir and eat
Give it a stir, let it sit a minute, and eat it out of the tray. Toss the tray. That's cleanup.
Five minutes, start to finish
What you buy. What you eat.
Left is the sealed package that lives in your drawer. Right is the same meal after water and a microwave. Nothing gets added in between.
Drag the handle.
sealed package
prepared